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Well… guess what, theirs a wii emulator, and it’s actually quite badass.  I don’t know how they did it, but it works.

It works to the extent that I can hook my wiimote into the computer, and use that for games.  Yeah, WTF?

The program is called DolphinEmu.  Wait, it gets even better.  They have Windows/Linux/Mac ports of the program.  The downside is that if you want to install it on a mac, it take a LOOOONNNGGG time, as you have to get many many macports of some linux library.  The process is somewhat automated, but time consuming.  I’ve found out that it works quite nicely under windows, and I’m happy with it.  You have to have a pretty robust computer/video card to make the magic happen though.

They have a google code page here where you can download the source code and compile yourself.  I’ve taken the liberty to compile the latest build for you, my readers.

DolphinEmu_3789 (7.73MB)

Go ahead, play around with it.  As soon as I delve a little bit deeper into this program, I’ll be posting pictures & videos.

Holy SHIT!  I didn’t think I would live to see the day.

Most people didn’t realize this, but Google Docs, including Gmail, has been in beta for over 5 years now… that’s right 5 years.  WTF?

As of today, you might have noticed that Gmail looks a little different, this is why.  If you don’t Gmail, then what the fuck are you doing here, not signing up for Gmail.  Serisouly.

Anyways, they have introduced a couple of new enterprise apps for their cloud computing architecture.  They sound cool, I guess.  Check out their blog here.  You can find the changelog and get some more information about the upcoming apps.

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died today.  Don’t believe what the media is trying to get you to believe.  They didn’t die of cancer, or of cardiac arrest.

There is only one logical explanation; they died in the first REAL Celebrity Deathmatch. Dun Dun Dun…  As these super stars are starting to get older and older, we’re going to start seeing a lot more of these pop up.

There is a little know history between Farrah Fawcett & Michael Jackson.  It boils down too, they hate each other.  Over the past several years, turmoil started to stir over a 1985 incident where Michael Jackson called dibbs on Redmond O’Neal’s ass virginity, but Fawcett had other plans with this strapping young lad…

Instead, Fawcett used Redmond in an underground morphine drug trafficking circle.  They used his ass for hiding drugs.  Now Redmond spends his days either in Prison, or with drugs out the ass.

The feud finally reached a breaking point in January 2009 where they both realized they probably wouldn’t live much longer, so they created a dastardly plan to have a fight to the death.  Well it happened on June 25th, 2009 and both ended up dying from complications.

PS. Here are some jokes

-His family have decided to have his body melted and turned into toys. It will give kids the chance to play with him for a change.

-He did manage to whisper one thing to the paramedics on the way to the hospital “get me into a children’s ward”

-I thought they were melting him down in to cups so that kids could still get their lips around his rim?

-It was touch and go in the Hospital, and that was just on the Children’s ward….

-Elton John will be playing at his funeral – “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…

-Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch following his death. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.

-It’s a sad thing, two famous white women died today.

-When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
“Wow!” exclaimed the Holy Ghost. “We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie’s Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!”