Windows XP until 2011… Yay?
THANK FUCKING GOD!
I thought I was going to have to shoot myself if all that was offered was Vista. As many of you were aware, Microsucks has said they are going to stop producing XP, and then they change their minds, only to say that their going to stop producting XP, and then guess what? They change their minds. Again.
I shouldn’t complain too much, as this is a very good thing. Maybe? See, Microsucks decided that they would force everyone to change over to Vista by stopping the sales of their more favorable, secure, earlier version, XP. Microsucks decided that they don’t care that Vista is a shitpile, they’re going to make everyone use it anyways.
Well…. Vista is bloated, eats a shitton of resources, and isn’t compatible with most software, and if it is, it doesn’t work right. Soo…. computer makers were forced to start building faster, higher-quality machines to combat this horrible horrible thing that Microsucks calls Vista.
Now that the computer hardware was adapted, the software front isn’t going so well. Business are struggling to get their software Vista compliant (as their new computers are all going to be Vista). Nothing is going to plan, so what does Microsucks do? They say… ehhh, we’re just fucking with you, Ill let you have another couple of months, until I destroy all that is good in the world. The computer’s REJOICE!
And then Jesus comes, and saves us all by pretending to be Bill Gates, but has a creepy resemblance too Mr. Smithers. Jesus smites Microsucks, and says, “You will not get rid of XP until your users are god damned ready to make the switch” while waving his arm behind his head… StarWars like (The force is strong with him). Now we have until 2011, when Windows 7 comes out, to worship Jesus, the computer god.
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I hoped it comes out sooner. Naja 2011 is not bad.
Thanks Bill.