Michael Jackson vs. Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died today. Don’t believe what the media is trying to get you to believe. They didn’t die of cancer, or of cardiac arrest.
There is only one logical explanation; they died in the first REAL Celebrity Deathmatch. Dun Dun Dun… As these super stars are starting to get older and older, we’re going to start seeing a lot more of these pop up.
There is a little know history between Farrah Fawcett & Michael Jackson. It boils down too, they hate each other. Over the past several years, turmoil started to stir over a 1985 incident where Michael Jackson called dibbs on Redmond O’Neal’s ass virginity, but Fawcett had other plans with this strapping young lad…
Instead, Fawcett used Redmond in an underground morphine drug trafficking circle. They used his ass for hiding drugs. Now Redmond spends his days either in Prison, or with drugs out the ass.
The feud finally reached a breaking point in January 2009 where they both realized they probably wouldn’t live much longer, so they created a dastardly plan to have a fight to the death. Well it happened on June 25th, 2009 and both ended up dying from complications.
PS. Here are some jokes
-His family have decided to have his body melted and turned into toys. It will give kids the chance to play with him for a change.
-He did manage to whisper one thing to the paramedics on the way to the hospital “get me into a children’s ward”
-I thought they were melting him down in to cups so that kids could still get their lips around his rim?
-It was touch and go in the Hospital, and that was just on the Children’s ward….
-Elton John will be playing at his funeral – “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…
-Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch following his death. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.
-It’s a sad thing, two famous white women died today.
-When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
“Wow!” exclaimed the Holy Ghost. “We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie’s Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!”
Farah is a little taken aback. “Thank you, Lord…”
Jehovah goes on, “Well, I have a special reward for you. I’m prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?”
Not one to act selfish and change God’s opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. “I’d like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever.”
“Done!” exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.
-Greenpeace is protesting Jackson’s cremation; burning plastic is bad for the ozone layer.
-Q: What do acne and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both come on young boys’ faces.
-I don’t see why Michael’s death should be a reason for him to not perform his shows–anyone seen Thriller????
-Michael Jackson RIP (randy, inbred pervert).
Peace mo’fucka.
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Dear Sirtwat,
You seem to have omitted a few key MJ jokes:
-Did you hear what happened to Michael Jackson? He died right after having ten year old nuts.
-How is Michael Jackson like caviar? They both come on little white crackers.
I hope this helps and that others may find this informative.
-Brian
THIS IS HORRIBLE MICHAEL JACKSON WAS NOT FOUND GUILTY IDIOT!!! YOU ARE JUST A HATER GET A LIFE. AND AS FOR FARRAH THE POOR WOMEN SUFFERED AND DIED OF CANCER. THIS IS JUST HORRIBLE!!!
What an funny comparison. jackson will be really angry with you in heaven or may be hell.
I really miss Michael Jackson. He is truly the greatest pop singer of the century. Farewell king of pop..